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Half Semester 1.
Luthfa Sabrina, XI social 2. SMAN 54 East Jakarta.

1. Agama Islam. KKM 70 : 94,44
2. Citizenship. KKM 70: 70,37
3. Indnesia Langg. KKM 70: 69,39
4. English. KKM 70: 90,95
5. Mathmatic. KKM 70: 84,85
6. Art. KKM 67: 67,00
7. Sport and Healthy. KKM 69,56: 77,17
8. History. KKM 70: 75, 56
9. Sociology. KKM 70: 59,56 (the worst!)
10. Geography. KKM 70: 71,43
11. Technology and Communication. KKM 70: 71,43
12. Japan. KKM 65: 90,00 and 85,00
13. English Conversation KKM 70: 85,71 and practical 100,00

Nicole Kidman!

Nicole Kidman!
That is according to the business journalists at Forbes.
The mag's analysis found that Nic's movies only made $1.00 for each dollar she was paid.
Ouch!

Here's the rest of the Overpaid Actor list.
No surprise - Kidman's ex-husband, Tom Cruise, is on the list, too.
2. Jennifer Garner ($3.60/dollar paid)

3. Tom Cruise ($4.00/dollar paid)

4. Cameron Diaz ($4.00/dollar paid)

5. Jennifer Lopez ($4.10/dollar paid)

6. Jim Carrey ($4.11/dollar paid)

7. Nicolas Cage ($4.16/dollar paid)

8. Drew Barrymore ($4.38/dollar paid)

9. Will Farrell ($4.67/dollar paid)

10. Cate Blanchett ($4.97/dollar paid)

A Message From Paris

Paris's manager, Jason Moore, just called us from Milan, where Hilton was making an appearance on Friday to promote her fashion line.
He wanted to set the record straight about rumors concerning Pari's dogs that are floating around the Internets today and are flat-out wrong.
Moore tells us that Hilton's pooches are fine.
Nothing happened to them. They were never lost. The story printed today in a gossip rap was completely fabricated.
"Paris loves her dogs," he adds. "The are her children and are very well taken care of."
And there you have it.
Making up stories about dead doggies = not cool!

ass man?

Gisele lets it all hang out at a photo shoot in L.A. on Tuesday.
So cheeky!
U think Tom Brady is an ass man????

People Magazine just released their 10 best dressed list.

Here are the ladies who made the cut:

• Fergie
• Anne Hathaway
• Kate Hudson
• Heidi Klum
• Eva Mendes
• Michelle Obama
• Sarah Jessica Parker
• Rihanna
• Gwyneth Paltrow
• Charlize Theron

WTF? Fergie?
Did she pay someone off to get on to the list?
To us, she looks like a mall girl trying too hard.
We think Fergie needs to be replaced by Rachel Bilson on the 'list'.
Even though we don't care for her, Gwennie Paltrow was a killer fashionista this year on the Iron Man promotion tour.
Her shoes were ridiculously fabulous!
What do U think?
Your picks and pans?

Celebrity Morph, mirip boo

MyHeritage: Celebrity Morph - Family reunion - Family origin

Celebrity Collage, haha!

MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Antique photos - Family search

Yeah, They Have More Money Than You!

Slutty Cyrus, 15, and her mom the much older Ashley Tisdale, 22, spent the day shopping together on Sunday.
Can you imagine being a tween and running into the two of them on the street? Your head would explode!
The really rich starlets hit several of the high-end stores in Beverly Hills and, the paps tell us, they were loving the attention they were getting from the photogs.
Typical Miley - put her anywhere near a camera and she's in show pony mode!

Celebrity Collage, gosh!

http://www.myheritage.com/collage

MyHeritage: Family trees - Genealogy - Celebrities

Lego'd

Legolicious!
To celebrate 30 years of Lego People, the company created Lego versions of the world's most famous celebs.
Madonna and Brangelina with the new twinsies are among the few to have received the special honor.
Click http://thelondonpaper.typepad.com/thelondonblog/2008/09/celebs-get-a-mi.html to see who else was treated to a Lego treatment.
What was your fave?

Miley's Neighbors Threaten the Paparazzi

Uh oh!

Miley Cyrus stalkers snappers are getting screwed by her neighbors.
The 'neighborhood police' on her Toluca Lake, California, street are issuing paparazzi photographers with a formal 'Notice of Nuisance and Demand to Cease and Desist'.

Is that legal? Does that mean anything?

Do the paparazzi care????

BRING "it" ON!

the craziest story about boobs.. gini, gue punya temen namanya agri, geblek banget coba. kalo apa2 pasti disambungin ama boobs. maaf2 aja, gue gak tau dia punya kelainan kelamin ganda..

agri: shabz, dine minta 13 going on 30nya.
gue: eh, udah gue balikin
agri: oh iya, gue gak tau. eh artinya bring it on apa?
gue: (temen gue ini sarap, selalu mengaggap orang sebagai kamus berjalan)
hah? masa gak tau, artinya "bawa itu ke atas", ya kan? bener kan gue?
agri: .......
gue: kenapa?
agri: geblek lo.

besoknya,
gue: tanya dine aja dehhh (yang lebih "berjalan" dari pada gue)
agri: dine, artinya bring it on apa?
dine: tunjukin! bring it on gituh, tunjukin kebolehan lo...
(dine itu over orangnya)
agri: oh oke, thx!
gue: kalo gitu, bring your boobs on artinya tunjukin "&*^#%$%" lo dong?
agri: geblek lo shabz.
gue: bener dong, bisa juga bawa "&*^#%$%" lo ke atas..!
agri: .......

Roti Melon

ini adalah kejadian untuk mengenang almarhum tercinta, ZAENAL ARIFIN IBRAHIM.

enal: sab, gue baru beli roti, tapi gue bingung.
gue: wa elah, tinggal makan doang.
enal: eh, seriuss..
gue: kenape?
enal: namanya roti melon.
gue; enak dooong..
enal: iya sih...
gue: cuma?
enal: gue bingung aja, kok roti melon namanya kenapa harus melon? kalo risol kenapa harus risol? sushi ketimun kenapa harus pake ketimun?
gue: ........

Kusoo!!

waktu itu, nyokap gue abis jemput gue les yak di kelapa gading. terus, mampir kan tuh di kelapa gading, eh pas jalan nyokap gue bilang
mama: na, gimana nih mama gak bisa jalan.
gue: hah? kok bisa mama kenapa?
mama: mama gak tau. rasanya ada sesuatu mencolok gituh dari perut mama.
gue paniklah! akhirnya gue deh yang ke kelapa gadingnya buat beli pizza adek gue. sampe akhirnya gue nyampe lagi, nyokap gue bilang,
mama: udah ngga, na.
gue: oh yaudah, emang tadi mama kenapa?
mama: mau BAB. haha, mama sangka kenapa? jadi mama gak perlu capek2 kan beli pizza.

X(!! (adakah mama sesial itu?!)

The Jonas Bros: "Russell Brand Needs A Hug"

Yesterday, the Jonas Brothers publicly commented for the first time on Russell Brand making fun of their virginity during this past weekend's VMAs.
Basically, the Jonai are cool with it. Nick said, "For us it's cool to see that he recognises we are gentleman." He even said he thought Brand was hilarious when he appeared on Conan O'Brien.
And, now the Bros as still being asked about the incident, and until they grow tired of answering the same questions, they're gonna tell us a bit more.
When asked again about Brand's comments on Wednesday, Nick said, “I don’t know if there is really a positive (to come out of Russell’s comments) - he was kind of running out of material after a little while.”
Very true.
And when asked if they had a message to give Brand, big bro Joe said, “I’d give him a hug. I think he needs a hug!”
Hugs make the world a happier place!
The bros then went on to happier news about the weekend, such as meeting Britney Spears.
Joe said, “We met a lot of people there- we met Britney Spears and she was incredible!”
And Kevin added sincerely, “It was an honour to lose to her as well.”
Always such gentlemen!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

Doesn't she have enough money?????
Slutty Cyrus is a whore - but at least she gets paid a lot for it
The Disney star is charging $150-$300 for tickets to her September 27th show at the Foxwoods Resort in Connecticut.
And it's not even a benefit or fundraiser for some charity!
Guess Miley only wants to play to the rich kids on the East Coast.
What about her poor and middle class fans???
$300 for a concert with your kid is a lot of money, especially during these hard economic times.
Miley and her people are sooo greedy!
Gross

Miley's New Boy "Friend" Speaks

Disney slut Miley Cyrus opened up in an interview last month about her relationship with ex-boyfriend Nick Jonas.
That's not cool, especially when both had agreed to keep their relationship quiet.
But, karma is a bitch, and now Miley's new little boyfriend is opening up about his "close friend."
Cody Linley has a recurring guest spot on Hannah Montana as her on-screen crush/boyfriend.
It seems the on-set romance is translating into their personal lives!
Cyrus was spotted last week leaving 18 year-old Linley's apartment one evening.
He claims nothing happened, though.
Riiiiiight.
Cody tells Life & Style, "She came over, and Miley, my roommate and I all painted. We splatter-painted."
Awwww, how cute.
He goes on to say, "Right now we're just very close friends."
Does that mean friends with benefits?
He adds, "We're very, very close, and there is a connection."
Looks like Miley's new boyfriend knows how to fuck things up!
"Yeah, I think that's all I can say," says Linley
Don't worry, Cody, you've said more than enough!
Now when she breaks up with you, make a YouTube account and tell the world how slutty she really is!